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If the snack under consideration scored a:
4 - Huzzah! You’ve found the holy grail of snacks. Go to Costco and get yourself at least 2 boxes worth.
3- Strong work. You’ve found a reliable but not quite perfect snack.
2- Average. Which is probably what you’re going to get on your evaluations if you bring this food to the wards one too many times.
1- Like you expected a jelly donut to score highly…
0- What are you, crazy? Unless you want to draw ire from your peers, don’t bring it to the wards.
My snack of choice? The Fiber One Oats & Chocolate bar (a SNAC-4 score of 3). Not the most delicious thing, but one of the most reliable.
Once you go frozen, you can never go back. - Me
If you could add up all the spoiled produce I’ve had to throw away during med school, you could feed a small family of pigs for a year.
Golden weekend (noun): a weekend that falls between two clinical rotations and is not subject to call schedules or shelf studying
Golden weekends. A third year’s best friend.
I overheard this during my third year of med school. I am 120% positive this will be true when it’s my turn as the intern.
(Drawn in the style of XKCD comics)